Snake in the grass: scary. Snake on a dress: sexy! Lola brings the heat in both form and function with a mini hemline, breezy shift silhouette, and a veritable reptile...
Our inbox is stuffed with demands for more beans. “Where are the beans?” you ask, in an endless drone of desire. “What about the beans?” James is here to answer...
Green beans, pink beans, purple beans, short beans, long beans…your ass has been bereft of them all, until today! Our classic Dorinda short features plush French terry, a not-too-short-not-too-long 7-inch...
Now that tinned fish is rightfully renowned as a hot person snack, we thought it deserved to be a hot person outfit choice as well. Envelope yourself in sardines with...
Dress like the Victorian ghost child you are! Eliana promises to bring an air of gothic girliness to even the most basic of resort vacations. Breathable Cotton-silk voile boasts a...
Is there any greater diner’s delight than a fancy butter pat? It’s like a brooch for the table! Adrian’s relaxed bowling shirt silhouette is balanced by a prissy little heart...
What may appear, at first, to be a pastel field of flowers is in fact something far more romantic: butter! A dozen Dennys’ worth of tiny toothsome butter pats dot...
Melt-in-your-mouth milkmaid magnificence! The Bread & Butter tank’s cotton-cashmere knit takes you from day to night, farm to table, and supermarket aisle to supermodel afterparty with ease. Baguette-inspired knit trim...
All the sensuous foodstuffs of a 16th-century still life, none of the gout! James features a slightly boxy silhouette in 100% cotton seersucker and a lush print of fruits, cheeses,...
Until now, maxi skirts simply haven’t been, well, maximalist enough for our taste. In response, we’ve bravely crafted a skirt that’s a bottom, a tablecloth, and an entire feast, all...
You asked, we answered: unalived frogs you can take anywhere! We’ve finally combined our sought-after Lydia tote with our bestselling dissected frog print to bring you a bag like no...
Mary, Mary: quite contrary no more! Show them how your garden grows in our most vegetal Howard yet. It’s the best-selling silhouette you know and love–boasting a mini hemline, scooped...
With its ruched top and billowing maxi skirt, the Mindy dress is a strong contender for Most Versatile. It only takes seconds to dress up with a delicate heel, or...
Got a passion for pomodoro? We’ve got you covered, literally! Tons of tomatoes tumble over our wide-leg linen Rose plant, complimented by a high-waisted silhouette and dad-chic front pleats. Pair...
With its frothy ruffles and rich selection of heirlooms, Joshua is the perfect top for those who aim to bring a hint of eroticism to their local farmer’s market. Joshua’s...
At a loss for what to wear to your next erotic Veggie Tales roleplay party? Have we got the look for you! Lola puts cranberry beans front and center (at...
Your favorite frilly top is back and more haunted doll-esque than ever! The Georgia top has the oversized collar you know and love, plus a hothouse of sundrenched roses. Capture...
Who amongst us hasn’t secretly thought wallflowers were kinda sexy? Perfect for introverts, the easily bored, and those cultivating an air of quiet mystery, Sandy invites you lean back and...
According to the internet, in Victorian England a posy of daisies symbolized “innocence, loyalty and an ability to keep things secret.” We here at Rachel Antonoff strongly endorse sin, betrayal,...
Women laughing while eating a salad? Cliché. Women laughing while wearing a salad? Gourmet! Radish, radicchio, and those sexy onions with the greens attached are just a few of the...
Finally–a sweater tee with raunch! Corrupt your next casual Friday with our Varsity Blues sweater. This plush alpaca-blend knit is enhanced by two three-dimensional whipped cream pasties, making it perfect...
After careful consideration and rigorous product testing, we’ve finally crafted the perfect piece for upscale dog walking (and a bevy of other activities, too). The Sid skort features lightweight twill...
Molding: bad for bread, great for interior design! Puns aside, there’s something beautiful about adding a bit of whimsy to your walls, just because. We aim to evoke that same...
If you’re saving your clavicle for marriage, look elsewhere–Miranda is all about showing off that tempting décolletage! Storybook strawberries sprawl across a burnt orange tie-neck halter, giving this hot top...